Ass Happens

So for a while there I was posting copies of the comic on this site as well as on The Semi Real, just ’cause I’m still super attached to this website. The thing is, the comics are made with the other site in mind and the higher display rate there, and just general The Semi Real is the main site now. I have a real soft spot for Ass Happens, and the comic will always be Ass Happens in my heart, but until I find another use for this website, I don’t think I’ll be doing any more posting here. :’ ( But the ass will keep on happening here:

The SemiReal

Also! Long time no see on here. We will now be returning to our MWF update schedule.

Sorry y’all, no comic today. I’m working for my parents, trying to scrounge together some cash before I head back to college for the last time. Check back nexct friday; I’m gonna try my best to have a full-sized comic up then, and then updates should be back on schedule from monday the 25th on.

Also, I am sick. This is a stupid time of year to be sick.

I was gonna apologize for taking so long to make this comic, but I’ve honestly atoned for every sin I’ve ever committed with the amount of work I put in this comic. However, at the risk of tooting my own horn, I think it turned out pretty bitchin’. Unfortunately, my scanner, really, really did not do the original justice. It messed up the colors like you don’t even know, picked up details you can’t see in the original and sort of fudged things that I actually wanted to be visible. Still, even the scanned version is pretty good I think. Man. I was all super pumped after finishing it up, but the scanned version brought me down a bit. Ah well. Can’t win ‘em all, and I still think it looks pretty good even on the computer. I’ll have to see if the public libraries around here have better scanners.

Sorry no comics for like a week, just with this guy and all. I for sure swear that updates are gonna be back on track now, I think including the big friday comics, which are way less work to produce than this comic, despite being way longer.

Well, I’m off to draw Wednesday’s comic! It will be incredibly refreshing to just draw the comic, then ink it, then color it in photoshop, rather than draw it, ink it, trace each bit, paint, cut all the pieces out, and then arrange and glue them all together.

Hey gaaaaang. Sorry, no comic today. I’ve been off my game the past little bit, my bad. I really want to make this next comic collage and as usual it takes a lot longer to do than regular ones. So, tune back in Friday where I will definitely, definitely have a comic done up all in fancy collage.

It turns out it is even harder to draw boobs with a crayon than with a pencil.

This comic comes courtesy of a paper placemat from this greasy-spoon type joint squarely in the “awesome dive” category by the name of the Vienna Inn. In a surprise turn of events, it is located in Vienna (Virginia. It would actually be a surprise if I ate lunch in Vienna, Germany.)

I wasn’t sure to whom I should give the punchline, but I figured Wesley, Bryant and I had seen enough glory in these here comics of mine. We have big enough heads as it is.